I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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