I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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