if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
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