i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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