nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
They have beer where we have blood.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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