so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
