I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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