If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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