last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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