Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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