You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
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you will always have a special place in my vag
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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