It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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