I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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