p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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