Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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