K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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