i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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