My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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