you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
