And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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