Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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