Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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