Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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