Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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