If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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