Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
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