Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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