I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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