i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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