No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Randomize
