his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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