So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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