I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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