wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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