I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
