Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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