we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
