so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
