I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We don't watch enough power rangers
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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