it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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