Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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