Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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