What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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