Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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