Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
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Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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