Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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