i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize