My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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