he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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