i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I have feelings that need drinking.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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