brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Edward fifth and chaser hands
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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