if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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