this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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