Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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